Catgirl Crew
soft paws · sharp patches
Mewtenance in progress

Mewtenance Mode

The servers are getting brushed, patched, and pampered. Our catgirls are chasing bugs, untangling the code yarn, and adding a little extra sparkle for you.

Current task: Warming up the purrformance boosters…
Tip: Hydrate. A happy dev is a purring dev.

Untangling

Cleaning up the code yarn and removing dusty lint.

Tuning

Optimizing purrformance so everything feels snappy.

Polishing

Refreshing the UI with extra sparkle and softer edges.

We rotate shifts. Sometimes the server room gets… a little too cozy.

Catgirl holding a maintenance sign.
Sign Holder Professional morale booster.
Catgirl holding a maintenance in progress sign.
Patch Captain Deploys fixes with a wink.
Chibi catgirl sleeping on a laptop during maintenance.
Nap Specialist Rest is part of the process.

Tiny FAQ (because you deserve answers)

Short, sweet, and easy to scan.

When will it be back?

As soon as the catgirls finish grooming the servers and chasing the last few bugs into a corner.

Is anything broken?

Nothing is on fire. We’re doing upgrades, cleanup, and a little purrformance tuning.

Can I do anything?

Send good vibes, bookmark the links above, and come back soon. We’ll be waiting with snacks. 🍪